Janggut, Kopiah dan Sebagainya bhg.2

and so I have janggut, and maybe soon I will adopt kopiah as my attire also.
(saying this alone will qualify me as 'blasphemy' within the tabligh people...as a note)

and so I have janggut. that should make me invincible right? after all, janggut is an ABSOLUTE shield, to prevent someone from bad deeds. I should be a living saint right now...

but alas! I have sinned!! a lot!

BLASPHEMY!!

1. while I should not listen to music, as it is bla bla bla, I still do, and even go as far as saying that I am music junkie. BLASPHMEY!

2. and while I should spend my time reading Quran, I read komik and manga. BLASPHMEY!

3. and while I should spend my night watching television like those righteous man and woman of our society do, I instead played games and mmorpg. BLASPHEMY!

4. and while I should be fluent with Quran, I am more fluent with ... oh my, nothing. BLLASPHMEY!

5. oh, I shouldn't go to karaoke! but I did once, with my good friend A*** (peace be upon him). BLASPHMEY!

6. and also I shouldn't go to cinema!! uh, but I did, few times. BLASPHEMY!

7. well...with my janggut I shouldn't be able to talk with woman! but somehow I did. BLASPHEMY!

8. also, having janggut means I shouldn't even look at women! *sigh* also I do.... BLAPSHEMY!!

9. ah, janggut means I have to wear serban and kurta and terompah maybe? damn, what am I wearing now? bermuda and t-shirt! OMG I just saw a yahudas wearing like that! OMg BLASPHMEY!!

10. maybe with janggut I should have been in palestine or somewhere else fighting as terrorist! alas, but I am in japan spending my blissful time. BLAPSHEMY!

11. ah, janggut means I have to stay in mosque 24/7. the heck I'm doing here in office? BALSPHEMY!

12. janggut should mean I read many kitab2 kuning and all that. but I read from Brian Tracy, Zig Ziglar, Tony Robbins, Robert Kiyosaki etc. OMG BLASPHEMY AT THE HIGEHST LEVEL!

13. janggut means i shouldn't write something so sarcastic and hurt the feeling of people. omg what am i doing? BLASPHMEY!

14. many thing else, but I think i should go to sleep now. mein engel gonna get mad at me >.< and yeah, hehe, sorry my dear, couldn't resist being cynic sarcastic.


note : written on : June 16, 2010 1:45AM